I’m just gonna take a moment

Posted on Dec 9, 2012 at 12AM permalink

And explain all of the reasons why I hate my high school

1) Teachers

I seriously think that some of my teachers were put in my life to test my patience. First of all, please do your fucking job and teach me instead of giving us “free days” 4 days out of the week. What the fuck. Second, don’t make my life hell for no reason. No one is going to want to do a different assignment every week and share it in front of the class. I don’t want people knowing my damn business, so please just assign us shit that we don’t have to share. Third, don’t fucking search my bags without my permission. Like what the fuck is wrong with you.

2) Annoying ass people with school spirit

Do you really think I give a damn if we won a game? Newsflash: I DON’T. Just shut the fuck up. You’re annoying as hell and you’re one of the many reasons why I’d love to be in alternative school

3) Sluts

It seems like the sluts at River Ridge are just extraordinarily stupid. They think they can defend themselves when someone calls them out for fucking a different guy every week. Well sweetheart, you can’t. So just close your legs and stop talking.

I think I have a problem

Posted on Aug 27, 2012 at 7AM permalink

I love caffeine way too much. I just drank a whole Redline, which has over 300 milligrams of caffeine. If I’m in the hospital today, y’all will know why. 

I need to vent

Posted on Aug 17, 2012 at 3AM permalink

Like seriously, I’m starting to hate my job

My manager is a retard. I’m not going to be able to go to college because of him. I’m almost 18 years old, which means I FUCKING NEED MONEY. I’M NOT GOING TO GET MONEY WITH 12 HOURS A WEEK. I really hope the twat I work with gets fired. I just hate her fucking guts. She’s 16. She takes all the fucking hours and spends the money on drugs and alcohol. What do I spend my money on? SHIT I NEED. I legit need to find a way to get her fired before I kill myself out of frustration of having to work with her annoying ass. Like seriously, I never knew I could hate someone so much until I started working with her. I hope she falls off a cliff. 

I legit need a second job, since I’m not gonna suck my managers dick like she does 24/7.

Alright, I’m done. 

When someone flirts with your crush

Posted on Aug 13, 2012 at 11PM permalink

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